Yo, adventurers! Wanna get yer grasp on some totally sweet tech? Then dig into Goblin Gear, where we sell the baddest doodads this side of the junk pile. Our costs might be a little steep, but hey, you get what you pay for, right? We got glowing swords that cut through rock like butter, potion bottles that brew healing potions in a flash, and even a jump stick that'll get you across the world. So come on down to Goblin Gear and level up!
- Warning: We are not responsible for anyexplosions that may occur after using our products!
- Goblin Gear accepts all forms of payment, including gold, gems, and souls.
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